First and foremost, It's Snoogals, not Snoogles. Secondly I appreciate your concern but I wanted to inform you that I am alive and well. I was getting ready for another jetsetting trip to France with my bromance partner Leonardo Dicaprio, perhaps you've heard of him? Whilst packing I became tangled inside a Hello Kitty fleece blanket. Needless to say I was in for the fight of my life. After around an hour or so of struggling I was just becoming more entangled. I decided to just wait and rest until it was noticed that I was not atop my home of a pile of cheaply made scarves from forever 21. I figured surely it would make national news that an Olymipic Gold Medalist went missing. To my surprise hours, days, weeks passed when I was finally recovered from undearneath a bed wrapped in the blanket. I am very saddened I missed the end of the season for admissions and no amount of fruit baskets or expired 2008 sfne comp tickets will put back together Leo's broken heart. I am glad you started this newsletter and if you need any pictures of an adorable olympic gold medalist lemur just let me know. Best of luck,-Snoogals McGoogals
